Well the terrorist ants have taken over my house once again, so I have waged a holy war against them.
It started out small with only a few thousand, so I pulled out the small artilary… antsand, but no, they just kept fighting! Not a dish in sight, not a scap of food, not even a dirty bench, and the following day, the mongrel bastards were back again for round 2.
This time, it called for the heavy artilary. It started with an arial attack from Agent Orange and Citrus Spray and Wipe, and when they over came that, It called for a trip to the local shops to get supplies.
So round 3, and I was prepared, Super Dooper Aerosol, some Ant Rid, and external house spray. They didn’t stand a chance!
I went in hard with the aerosol, and defeated most of the troops. Followed by a quick check of the external perimeter, and laid some traps for the infidel ants that may return!
Well, all was good on the ant front for most of the week. I think they got the idea not to f**k with Greg!
It probably wasn’t overly wise to use the words, Jihad, Infidel, War or Terrorist in my blog as ASIO and the Fedral Police are probably now watching my house…. but with any luck, they will keep the ants out. They don’t seem to be able to keep much else out of this country. Baby steps, start with ants, move to illegal imigration boats, and then worry about the terrorists 
Well the rest of the week has just been nothing short of chaotic! Work has been absolutely troppo. I hadn’t invoiced in 5 weeks, so that needed doing this week, which took about 10 hours to do. And between all of that we had a nice round of power black outs which lasted about 6 hours which was a royal pain in the arse.
The week ahead, well at this point in time looks rather cruisy, just the right amount of work to keep me busy, but, come tomorrow morning, I’m sure all of that will change.
G
